Friday, January 20, 2006

More Forgotten Laws.....

(A clear violoation of the irregular sheep ordinance.)









Though not as much of a concern in this day and age, irregular sheep were often an issue here in Belvidere during frontier times. This was most evident when attempting to form alliances with neighboring Indian tribes as irregular sheep are considered by the majority of Native Americans as an omen of purest evil. Irregular sheep were in fact thought by many tribes to be the embodiment of Malsum the Native American god of evil and destruction.

Ordinance 214.G1: The breeding of irregular sheep is henceforth to be punishable by hanging. Spontaneously occuring irregular sheep are to be slaughtered and buried with haste. Under no circumstances are irregular sheep to be brought around Indians.

Sincerely,
Spooner Jenkins

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