Everything Must Go!.....

(Shady Acres Correctional Facility for Wayward Teens)

I have some sad new to tell you today. We will soon be saying goodbye to a Belvidere institution. In just a few weeks, the Shady Acres Correctional Facility for Wayward Teens, a fixture in Belvidere for over 50 years will be closing it's doors due to a lack of funds. On an unrelated note, I now have 50 barely used electric chairs to unload. If anyone is interested please stop by the Mayor's Office. The "Wrecking Ball" Ball will be held on March 1st to celebrate Shady Acres' 52 years of service to the community.





















(Slap Abbott, 12 year old wayward teen set to be executed on February 28th, is the last remaining occupant of Shady Acres.)



Sincerely,
Spooner Jenkins